I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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