Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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