But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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