i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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