Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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