I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
its liver damage thursday
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