Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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