Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
