There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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