why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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