If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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