16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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