I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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