Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sext me about skeletons
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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