so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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