So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just had sex on a roof
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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