He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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