is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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