you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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