Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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