You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He has the fingertips of a God
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