Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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