But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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