with your own penis?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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