While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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