I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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