love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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