I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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