You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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