I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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