You kept calling me your small dog last night.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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