So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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