I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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