Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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