it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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