is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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