Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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