I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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