You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
