I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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