K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
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she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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