Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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