I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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