Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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