hell yes lets make some ravioli
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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