What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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