I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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