we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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