how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Randomize
