i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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