At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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