Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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