just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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