no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am naked and annoyed.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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