brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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