Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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